Tony Hawk is not a human, but an actual hawk cleverly disguised as a man, operating some sort of
advanced
hawk-piloted mech/flesh suit.
The birds are part of the
cabal; they do not want you to know.
This hawk or other raptor bird would be able to accomplish things like "having a human family" and "900
McTwist" "skate boarding" tricks.
The birds are part of the
cabal; they do not want you to know.
The hawk-piloted mech/flesh suit would be completely autonomous, and able to sustain power for over 60 years
thanks to an in-line arc-reactor (see Behold A Pale Horse, Cooper, 1991).
The birds are part of the
cabal; they do not want you to know.
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